The Desai Invitational World Cup 2010

20Jun/10Off

Am I Really Rooting for North Korea?

by Rishi Desai

The World Cup brings together two of my favorite things: sport and international politics.  How many great World Cup rivals are deeply rooted in historical strife? Drawing England ignited a slew of antagonism stemming from the revolutionary war.

Mexico-USA, Portugal-Spain, England-Argentina, England-Germany, Argentina-Brazil, France-Italy, all brilliant rivalries made more perfect by historical conflict.

As I was receiving everyone's picks for the World Cup, I chuckled as no one was picking North Korea (eventually two people did, one by mistake).  Who could root for one of the most ruthless dictatorships in the world? It was a matter of national pride to avoid wishing anything good upon North Korea.

As the World Cup approached, the madness started flooding in.  Kim Jong-Il was supposedly constantly talking to the North Korean coach using invisible phones so small that they can't be seen by the naked eye. We don't have this technology because it was invented by the Dear Leader himself.  We soon found out that North Korea's fans were actually hired Chinese actors. We witnessed the bizarre press conference in which North Korea dodged every question. As North Korea does not recognize the existence of South Korea, they told reporters that there is no such country as North Korea, and they would only respond if addressed as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

North Korea's team looked like they would merely be a wonderfully entertaining sideshow.

Then they played Brazil.  I was looking forward to seeing the Brazilians light up the scoreboard.  My main concern was that Brazil would be playing tough competition for the rest of the tournament and this would be our only chance to taste our beloved joga bonito before Coach Dunga put his defensive-minded shackles back on the team.

A group of soccer players Joe and I met in the middle of the desert near Berbera in Somaliland

A group of soccer players Joe and I met in the middle of the desert near Berbera in Somaliland

Joga bonito we saw - but it was from both teams.  Yes, North Korea largely played a defensive game, but they played with a level of intensity and panache that every other underdog in the tournament has been too timid to pursue.  They chased down every ball, ran out every play, and took every chance they could. Their shot selection was bold - often bordering on absurd. They showed a complete disregard for the fact that they were playing the best team on the planet. Above all, they were inspiring.

It's easy to hate European teams rostered by international superstars with multi-million dollar contracts. It isn't easy to hate a group of players living under an oppressive dictatorship that barely allows the world to see them play.  In fact, anyone who loves soccer, anyone who has seen the beauty of sport transform a person, a team, or a town, might find it impossible not to love this team.

I don't know the personal stories of the North Korean team - we'd be hard-pressed to find someone who does.  But I've seen and played soccer in countries torn apart by civil war, famine, and oppression.  Between whistles, the Beautiful Game is your life.  It's 90 minute respite from the chaos and madness that might surround you. And from the shores of Somalia, to the prison of Robben Island, to the heart of North Korea, soccer peppers the bleakest of landscapes with heroes and kings and triumph and glory, if only for short while.

A kick around in my village in Mukura, Uganda.  The yellow house on the far left was where I lived.

A kick-around in my village in Mukura, Uganda. The yellow house on the far left was where I lived.

Shame on teams who fill their box with defenders and cross their fingers for a draw.  Soccer should not be about posturing, it should be about passion, and the rest of the World Cup field would do well not to forget that.  The players of North Korea certainly haven't.

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  1. The amateurism that follows underdog teams and small countries is why I bother with the world cup. As the world cup is taking place in Africa, how can one not look forward to magical match-ups from African squads. The host nation had a brilliant showing against Mexico in the opening game, but did not keep up with Uruguay after a well executed dump kick silenced the vuvuzelas. My South African co worker said she was delighted that her team was able to take the first walk out onto the pitch to come up with the first goal of the World Cup 2010. As I sat on the floor of Fado’s Irish pub, (I got yelled at for standing up) Nigeria was blanked by Argentina’s single goal. Today they managed to score against Greece who came back for the 2-1 win today. Nigeria could not produce many scoring opportunities while Greece was able to keep the pressure on Nigeria’s keeper with hard to handle shots and many corner kick opportunities. I will be hoping for some awesome drama on the field from Nigeria despite all the negative press they have endured due to their email campaigns. Let us cheer for them as Nigerian passports have a hard time getting into South Africa. I believe we are all looking for more magic from African teams in this tournament during their time in the world’s spotlight.

  2. ok i just looked at the schedule and nigeria is playing north korea. ho man, what to do!


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